We know it's ridiculous

Now that Arram is a good walker, and also very clever about opening things, he gets up to more and more complex examples of mischief.

Just having a nice bottle of milk, right?  Think again.

No, it's a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.

He toddles over to the fridge and opens it up, pulls the mayo bottle out of the door, scoots back into the living room, and pretends to drink from it.  (It's closed, and clean, so he's not actually ingesting any.)  Silly little boy.  He could at least close the fridge afterward.

As Amiri would say, "Funny Arram."